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Eric
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3/20/2004
20:27:49
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Hey Erol, if you ever start drinking beer, you have to drink Maudite (The Damned One).
Maudite devil beer
Unibroue brand Devil Beer, it will remind you that you are going to hell as it gets you fucked up real fast with 8% alcohol. Going to hell from filthy Quebecois beer, that is.
http://www.unibroue.com/products/maudite.cfm


God
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3/20/2004
22:14:32
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You're all SINNERS!!!!!


Eric
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3/21/2004
11:49:42
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Why not try Maudite, the only beer made with real Devil. It's damned good.


OK, I really don't like it very much, but you know it's got a devil on it and all.



Erol
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3/21/2004
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Coooooooool.


Taku
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9/16/2004
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You must take Erol to Oktober fest!!


Eric
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9/20/2004
20:38:51
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I would take him, but I do not think he'll come back to Canada just to drive to Waterloo and get drunk with my London friends. I'm still waiting on the stupid unorganized whore who is organizing the venue we want to tell me how much the fucking tickets will be. If she does not tell me soon, I will sodomize her with a broken beer bottle.


Erol
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9/21/2004
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Eric's London friends need showers. They're always camping and dirty. DIRTY.

Or maybe they're DIRRRTY.




Eric
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9/22/2004
12:32:55
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SHAKE IT WHORE


Taku
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1/23/2005
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If this doesn't taste like beer to you, you still need more training.







Eric
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1/23/2005
15:49:02
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I'm not really much of a blonde beer drinker, and in particular I've not been fond of Czeck beer that I've tried. I like dark ales in general.


Eric
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2/27/2005
21:21:53
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What kind of stores in the US would sell a wide variety of imported beers? Would a good "party store" have a good selection of beer, or do they just specialize in booze and domestic stuff? I want to pick up a couple cases of Murphy's Irish Stout the next time I'm in the Detroit area. The beer store only sells it in kegs and I don't want quite that much.


Erol
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2/28/2005
01:05:21
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Man, you're asking the wrong guy.


Eric
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2/28/2005
08:33:03
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Well Taku's a drunk, I thought he might know.


Erol
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2/28/2005
20:04:43
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Yeah, but I think he only drank Sapporo, Asahi or Kirin. I don't think he's allowed to drink any other beers. When he goes to Germany, he still has to drink Japanese beer. I think it's a law.

Yeah, that's it...

Ask Kevin. I'm sure he's already found several liquor stores in Dearborn so that on his way home he can begin his debauchery ASAP.

Is Kevin still alive?


Taku
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3/01/2005
06:04:06
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I have Irish friend, who I met in a Czech lesson.
He grew up with dark beer culture, and invites others to a pub by saying gLetfs go for pinth
We often go out for couple of beer, and he always says how delicious the Czech Beer is.
If you are a person who practices everything once for doable things, I encourage you to take risk free trial of tasting following Czech beers.
1. Pilsner Urquell
2. Gambrinus
3. Radegast
4. Staropramen
5. Krusovice
Relax. Get addicted. Come Czech Republic while most of the North American call the nation still Czechoslovakia.
Recommend some you like.
Ahoj



Eric
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3/02/2005
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I refuse to belive an Irishman would like filthy Czech beers. I've only ever seen blondes from the Czech Republic and usually they are pilsners. I've never tried a pilsner that I've liked. I have tried Pilsner Urquell, I didn't really like it. I think I've seen Radegast in the liquor store, but never bothered to try it.

I will try asking Kevin. He's alive, I just saw him around Christmas time. Well, maybe he's dead by now. Picked up the wrong hooker or something.



Erol
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3/02/2005
22:50:35
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You also used to say you didn't like beer.

Give it time.

The drunk will grow.

The drunk always grows.


Eric
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3/03/2005
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Not really. It's hard to be more of a drunk than I am now. When I used to say I didn't like beer, it was because I had only had pilsners and lagers and I thought they were all pretty much like that.

Dark beer can be really good, because they have a lot of flavour, unlike pilsners and lagers (Blue and Canadian), but they can also be really bad if the flavour is crappy.


Taku
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3/20/2005
14:54:24
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Kozel (dark czech beer) is good.
Have you found good imported beer store?


Eric
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3/21/2005
14:42:10
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The liquor store here has Kozel beer, I will try to remember to buy it next time I'm there.


Taku
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3/23/2005
08:24:35
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Cool!
Recomend me some beer you like lately. I would like to try.


Eric
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3/23/2005
10:12:42
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Good beer,

Canadian
-Rickards Honey Brown
-Upper Canada Dark
-Waterloo Dark (more like a blonde than a dark)
-Sleeman Honey Brown (not as good as Rickards)
-La Barberie Scotch Ale (microbrewery in Quebec, don't know if you can get it anywhere else)

UK
-Boddington's Pub Ale (it's a blonde)
-Newcastle Brown (best beer in the world)
-Kilkenny Cream Ale
-Smithwicks (pretty similar to Kilkenny)
-Caffrey's
-Hobgoblin Ale (odd fruity dark ale, very good)
-Caledonian 80p
-Tennents Lager (one of the only decent lagers)
-Black Sheep Ale
-Murphy's Irish Stout

Belgium
-Bellevue Kreik (very sweet cherry beer, good in small amounts)




Taku
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3/27/2005
14:15:24
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Thanks Eric. I'll print the list out and carry in my wallet, so I don't forget the brands.

I paid attention for the import beers last time I went shopping, and bought cerry beer, Belle-Vue kriek!! While Czech beer taste awesome for me and less than half the price of the cerry beer, I bought it because of your message above.

I will report you.

BTW, it's not about beer, but have you ever drunk pop called Kofola? It's Czech Coke, which they also imitated brand name. Try it if you had a chance. For me, I like this Kofola better than Coke.


Eric
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3/28/2005
14:14:31
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I think people drink the kreik as a dessert beer or with something sweet etc. You have to be in the mood for it.

Never heard of Kofola, I guess they don't export it out of the Czech Republic.


Eric
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4/03/2005
13:16:53
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I had Kozel last night. It was in a brown bottle so I couldn't see how dark it was but it seemed pretty light. Not a bad beer, especially for Czech beer.


Taku
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4/04/2005
08:24:17
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You are missing great taste of Kofola. First you drink, it taste very awful medicine like. Second time you taste, it taste awful still, but you know way to enjoy. Third time you try, you start enjoying how awful it taste. You want go back to the awful taste.

Kozel is good, but not my favorite. We have different preference. But we both like beer a lot. You have knowledge about them. You have not killed enough brain cells. I like to kill them a lot with friends. (But I canft catch up with my crazy American and Swedish friend, who is very keen at the same time. They have at least 1.5 times bigger body and order same amount of light beer which you can drink more than water)

Anyways, Ifm getting over with flu, and soon, Ifll gain my taste and sense of smell, so Ifll try cherry beer.

Btw, have you heard about Banana or strawberry flavor? I heard from someone that some pub in Prague brews it.



Eric
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4/04/2005
08:50:41
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I drink most beer I like, like it was water unfortunatley. Sometimes I don't realize how much I've had. Light beer usually slows me down because I don't like it much and it's often very bitter.

I've never heard of banana or strawberry beer, but I have had raspberry beer. Tastes very similar to the cherry. Bellevue apparently also makes a very good beer which changes colour after you pour it. Never had it myself (mostly it's not available here), but it's supposed to be good.


Erol
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4/05/2005
01:11:41
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You'd get more bang for your buck if you just drank nail polish remover, you know. It worked for Kitty Dukakis.


Eric
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4/05/2005
08:23:40
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I don't think so, I don't think acetone gets you drunk. Also I'm pretty sure the most bang for your buck is the Alcohol 95 stuff, it's 95% alcohol. That'll do you right quick I'm sure.


Acetone
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4/05/2005
12:56:32
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I make hole in your stomach and memory.
Do not attempt to drink me unless you need to polish a nail in your stomach or memory.



Taku
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4/05/2005
13:11:10
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Raspberry beer... Is it red COLOUR?

About Banana and Coffee beer (Strawberry beer is wrong info), I never had it before, but after speaking about beer with you, I am now very much interested how it would taste.
This pub that brews those beers are happen to be uncle of Kveta. The name of pub is Pivovar, located in Prague 2, downtown. You will have no choice when you guys be in Prague. So come!!







Erol
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4/06/2005
03:35:05
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Man, you can try and say acetone doesn't get you drunk, but if Kitty Fucking Dukakis tried to drink it, there's a good chance it would get you drunk. KITTY DUKAKIS.


Taku
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4/07/2005
03:03:54
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I don't know anything about KITTY DUKAKIS.
Could you summarize about her in 2 sentenses?


Eric
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4/07/2005
08:48:54
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I can do it in one:
Kitty Dukakis is a whore.


Erol
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4/09/2005
13:26:18
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Kitty Dukakis is the wife of former presidential candidate Michael Dukakis (he ran against George Bush Sr. in 1988).


Taku
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4/13/2005
02:38:14
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I had Bellevue Kreik, cherry beer, last night.
Itfs so bubbly!! When I pulled out a cork top, with no shaking, bubble slowly grew and overflowed.
I poured it into a glass. 8 / 8.56 turned into bubble. I waited 5 minutes and it reduced its volume closed to 4.76 / 8.56.
Alcohol volume was about 5%, slightly stronger than regular light beer, but I tasted it as much stronger somehow.
Maybe Cherry taste helped me to feel stronger alcohol. I think it takes while to get used to the taste.



Taku
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5/03/2005
05:01:13
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I had Kelt last night. It was bit bitter, but I like the thick hop taste.


Eric
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5/03/2005
08:24:37
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Is Kelt a Czech beer?


Taku
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5/07/2005
12:18:33
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It is. Here is their web site (only in czech, but you can see how the bottle looks like):
www.kelt.cz


Eric
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5/09/2005
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Oh, it is a stout. I've never seen a stout that isn't from North America or the UK. I don't think I can get that here. Does it taste very burnt or ashy?


Taku
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5/09/2005
08:55:24
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Yes. To me, it was more burnt and bitter. (Sweet aftertaste grows after few sips, but not at first)


Taku
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5/11/2005
02:06:28
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I had Velvet last night. It's pretty thick one. Froth lasts very long.

http://www.thebackpacker.net/worldbeers/velvet_2131_worldbeers.htm



Eric
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5/11/2005
07:15:23
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The only Czech beer we can get here is: Pilsner Urquell, CZECHVAR, Kozel and STAROPRAMEN PRAGUE BEER. I want to try the Starpramen.


Eric
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5/11/2005
21:39:57
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I was at the liquor store today and bought Staropramen, even though it is clearly blonde. I'll let you know when I try it.

Last week I had Delirium Tremens from Belgium, very yeasty tasting, and it's 8.7% alcohol. Not terribly impressed. I also had a microbrewed beer from Toronto, Mill Stree Coffee Porter. It has a very strong coffee taste to it, pretty good once you get used to the cold coffee taste. Not bitter.




Eric
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5/11/2005
21:40:57
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P.S. if you ever try Newcastle Brown Ale, buy it in the bottle and not a can. I'm drinking a can right now (it was on sale) and the can really screws the taste.


Taku
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5/12/2005
01:40:15
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I still havenft tried coffee beer. You again made me feel urge to drink it.
When I try, Ifll report you. (Maybe with photo)

Staropramen (Gold one) is one of the most famous beers from Czech. I like Pilsner Urquell more though.
Anyways, containers of the beer influence the taste
Also what do you think about relationship between beer taste and climate? Friend of mine once told me Pilsner beer in Czech and in Japan tastes quite different. Maybe itfs psychological effect. Or maybe it is transporting method. (keeping it in the -30C in the airplane cargo area)



Eric
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5/12/2005
09:27:32
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Well, beer being cold is generally good for shipping up until the point ice crystals start to form, then you might make things come out of solution. Heating is one of the worst things that can happen for sure. Heat and light are the two major causes of beer going bad.
Was your friend talking about a pilsner made in the Czech Republic and the difference between getting it there and getting it in Japan? Often beers even have different formulas for different countries maybe because of laws or because to survive a long trip they may need to add preservatives. Not to mention, a lot of imported beers come in cans because cans are cheaper to import since they weigh less than bottles.


Taku
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5/13/2005
08:04:43
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My friend brought back Pilsner as souvenir, and he had it in Japan with his friends and noticed the taste difference.
Mood often determines ones feeling. There was an interesting test that some TV show interviews house wife on street and blind them and make them eat rice and tell whether it is Japan made (considered good rice), California, or Thai-rice. The result was like they tend to hear leader like house wifefs opinion, so all get correct answer or all gets wrong. I donft know if it is reasonable thing to compare with the taste of beer, but maybe He likes Czech beer so much and want make his frined even more impressed so he felt it must be better taste than the same beer he drinks. I donft knowc I drunk much Japanese beer in Japan while traveling, and I came back and had it in god damn expensive Japanese restaurant in Prague. I liked one I had in Japan more.
So the beer I had with you a day before leaving from US is the best taste of American water beer.
This weekend, I will try to have coffee beer. I canft wait. My hands start to shake when I think about beer. (j/k)



Erol
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5/15/2005
16:02:53
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Taku called me up drunk, yesterday. He called me a 'whore' and hung up.


Eric
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5/15/2005
16:08:40
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Clearly you should stop being such a whore. Then things like that won't happen to you.


Taku
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5/16/2005
00:03:24
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Whenever I get drunk, I miss my whores, and so I couldnft stop not calling you.
Especially special occasion like yesterday, I couldnft resist.
Men, you really have to bring yourself herec



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